Do package designers ever actually attempt to remove things from the packages they design? Enquiring minds want to know.

(I just bought a new set of flatware, and I was seriously tempted to use a cherry bomb to open the fucking package. And once I finally prised it open — with considerable help from a knife — every single fucking utensil was separately wrapped in plastic. AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!)

Tags: wtf-ery
Current Location: out of my mind
Current Mood: wrathful

Waiter, on observing the book I am reading at dinner: "Layz Miz-er-ah-bulls! That's my favorite musical!"

Tags: wtf-ery
Current Mood: depressed