I do not write fiction. However, for some reason, I wrote this.

This is friends-locked. I realize that, even so, some of my friends don't like RPF. So, a warning up front: This is, technically, RPF; however, in my defense, it is RPF on crack. Even those who don't normally like such stuff might like this. (And those who do normally like such stuff may well not like this!)

Inspired by whatimages's request for "Katee & Jamie take a post-apocalyptic road trip," but she totally didn't expect it to turn out like this. So, er, someone else is going to have to write that for her. Sorry!

Thanks to violentmedusa and whatimages for constructive criticism. Feedback from others is most welcome.


Title: "I Feel Fine"
Author: Kate
Timeline: unclear; no spoilers
Rating: PG-13 for language, breast-touching
Pairing: Katee Sackhoff/Jamie Bamber + various BSG cast members in cameos. And a pickup truck.
Summary: Post-apocalyptic road trip with Katee and Jamie.
Disclaimer: I couldn't own them if I wanted to, since they're Real People and slavery is illegal. I hope they will forgive me for using them in this manner, and I apologize to the six billion or so people who were killed in the making of this story.


( " It's the end of the world, Jamie. Of course we need guns." )

Tags: bsg, fanfic, rpf

Someone on my flist - all right, it was whatimages - pointed out a lengthy post + commentary by nancy777ca that turned into a pretty good wankfest. The wank eventually settled on being about criticism (constructive vs. destructive) and whether or not Danielle Steele is a writer on a par with Jane Austen*, but it actually started out being about a couple of subjects near and dear to my own heart, namely, RPF and the concept of canon in fan fiction. I thought about responding on nancy777ca's journal but decided I'd rather do it here. Start my own wank, as it were. However, I'm doing a fair amount of quoting from this post and some of the comments thereto.

Also, disclaimer: The word "you" in the following is used in the rhetorical sense and does not specifically refer to nancy777ca; that is to say, I am not addressing her, although I am addressing some of her comments.

( On RPF: )

( On Canon: )

( footnotes )

Tags: bsg, fanfic, rpf, wank

I had this whacked out idea for a meta-RPF fic, in which Katee Sackhoff encounters RPF written about her on the Internet, and wonders why all these fans want her to have mind-blowing orgasms.

My brain works in very peculiar ways.

Tags: bsg, fanfic, rpf

Um, these would be BSG-related, 'cause, well, I don't actually participate in any other fandoms because I don't actually watch anything else. No, really.

( RPF )

( Shipping )

Tags: bsg, fanfic, rpf

No one has inquired about this, yet, but I expect someone might, so I think I should preemptively comment on it.

If you're not interested in RPF, move along now.

( Otherwise... )

Tags: fanfic, rpf