• I don't know what crawled into our recycling bin and died, but holy crap did it smell bad. Cue 30 minutes of trash can scrubbery followed by incense. Whew!

• I had nothing whatsoever to do with either of Google's April Fool's Day jokes. I may, however, have been responsible for the confiscation of the flying screaming pigs.

• I can run! I ran for 25 minutes today. On a treadmill. Granted, most people can walk faster than I can run, but dooods... That's -- well, to me, it's frakkin' amazing.

• My cat's name is "Duncan," not, as the vet's receptionist apparently thought, "Dunkin'". *sigh*

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